I was rubbing Romans back in bed this evening and sometimes when I want to be done doing something like that I'll tell Roman I have to go to the bathroom without ever intending on returning. Don't act like you've never done it.
Anyway.
So tonight I told roman I had to go potty and we ended up having a little conversation that went something like this:
Me: Roman, mama's gonna go potty
R: no, rub my back first
Me: I've been rubbing your back for a while, I need to go potty
R: rub my back first
Me: no, I have to go potty
R: with your penis?
Me: uh....what?
R: you have to go potty with your penis?
Me: no, mama doesn't have a penis
R: roman have penis
Me: Yep, you do
R: dada have penis
Me: yep he does
R: you have penis too!
Me: no, mama doesn't have a penis
R: what are you doing up here?
Me: huh?
R: what are you doing up here? Hanging out with me?
Me: (trying not to laugh) yep I am hanging out with you, but now I'm going to go downstairs and I want you to close your eyes and go to sleep
R: oh-Tay
